Barney

Dissenting,
Resenting,
Rarely repenting,
Barney the bane of her life.

Terrific,
Horrific,
Seldom specific,
Wits as sharp as a knife.

He mumbling,
And stumbling,
She always grumbling,
Whenever he started a fight.

His munching
When lunching
In next doors dustbin
With manners akin to a brat,
Fairly jolted her;
Even revolted he;,
So she swapped him for next-door’s cat.


And that was that the end of that!